Just a short blog from me to say newbie hour will be slightly delayed today, it is now expected to start at 2.30pm EST.

Id be pretty suprised if there has been a blog shorter than this one.

Anyway, i leave you with this riddle:

Four men were in a boat on a lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Staff applications are now open, information about it is available in the Main forum as usual. I will be accepting applications until the 3rd of January. Remember to put your account name in the Subject of the email! Good luck to all who apply, I await your entries.

I will reply a few days after the deadline to tell you if you have made it to the next stage.

First of all, Merry Christmas and a Happy new year from the staff team. Suggestions forum looks like its picking up, with some good suggestions which Scott will be giving to Zorg shortly. Hope you all enjoyed the advent calender this year, I hear i taste good.

Staff applications will open after the new year, which I will officially announce come the time, so for those who will be interested, get your thinking caps on. I will post more about this on the Main Forum or in another blog, until then stay safe and have a good holiday and new year!

I will leave you with a question:
If you strangle a smurf, what colour does it turn?